Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnd I think to myself: what a disenchanted world.
The meter is a bit off, but other than that…
Month: February 2006
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The hunt has officially started foooor…. My First Place (TM HGTV
lol)! I’m soooooo excited about “independency”… I don’t want a
roommate. I’ve decided. I’d rather be alone than have someone living
with me, when we both know that it wouldn’t be a “BFF” situation (and
even if I did live with close friends… I don’t know how long we would
remain so). I’ve found 2 ideal spaces. One RIGHT across from the mouth
of campus for like $950 a month and the other about a block away from
where I live now, in a retro-fitted, Historic building for $890 a month
(website!! http://www.bishopberkeley.com/ ). Ok, not like any of you
kids care, but I’m making a list of things that I feel are necessary
and a “Well, I’d like that… but I can live w/o” list:
Must Haves
Would Like (But Not Necessary)
Under
$1000
Hardwood Floors
Close ish to campus
Lofted space
Either utilities, water, or garbage paid Beautiful Building
Attractive space
High speed/Wireless Internet
Relatively Safe neighborhood
Laundry
Close
to public transportation
Close to friends
Ah, I
love getting distracted by silly things! Anyway, other than stupid
cultural anthro reading, Beowolf looming over my shoulder, and trading
clothes every night, this is about all I’ve been doing. Sad sad
existence, right? OH. One more thing!Went to the Of Montreal concert and it was AMAZING! Good gosh, why am I
so attracted to androgenous (“hmm he’s probably gay”) guys?! I mean,
sure Kevin Barnes was wearing a wedding dress and then changed into a
sequined pink and blue-jean top that didn’t button up… but I mean, he
was still way hott despite the rhinestone choker. Anyway, there was
this reaaaaaaaaaally funny opening group called Grand Buffet (visit
their website! www.grandbuffet.com) and they were these two white guys
(one of them loooked like an Irish Rasputin) and they rapped, but not
like gangsta rap. Like, they had weird funny stuff like “Oh My God
You’re Weird” and “Sensible Shoes Keep Me Outta the Hospital.” So, for
your reading pleasure, lyrics!!:Americus: The Religious Right Rock
for sound –> http://www.grandbuffet.com/gb-AMERICUS-LIVE.mp3
I got a shirt made by little girl’s hands,
In a little warehouse on a little island.
I bet she’s even got herself a little boyfriend,
But she’d drop him in a flash for an American man.We’re coming to get you.
We’re coming to save you.
We’re coming to free you,
From those who enslave you.Energy is constant, gentlemen are temporary.
Never eat an apple from an orchard that was formerly a (cemetary).
Subsidiaries and any lesser than,
Sit and be quiet until I invert the pentagram.
(Rack of lamb)
Bethlehem style,
(Trained) love this,
(Pagan gods love this).
Fuck shrimp cocktail.
(Get your girl’s hair crimped)
Take her to a yard sale.
(Donkey Elephant Hypercop be written by Disneyland)
Take the turban off,
Put holy water parks in rediscovered sand.Wait! Let’s tell the truth. (Yeah)
We’re not holier than thou, but holy cow!
There’s people doing stuff God would never allow,
Like guys kissin’ guys and poor people too,
There’s plenty of jobs, find something to do!
We think abortion is pretty messed up.
If you don’t want a kid, then don’t be a slut.
There’s plenty of races on God’s green planet,
That doesn’t mean you have to breed with them, Goddamn it!I got a shirt made by little girl’s hands,
In a little warehouse on a little island.
I bet she’s even got herself a little boyfriend,
But she’d drop him in a flash for an American man.We’re coming to get you.
We’re coming to save you.
We’re coming to free you,
From those who enslave you.TTFN. Ta ta 4 Now!
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